February 2012
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January 2012
3 posts
December 2011
9 posts
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS
Remember when I said we weren’t gonna play any shows in January? Well, then The Holy Mess decided to come hang out, and now I’m a fucking liar. Come hang in WI Jan. 8-10.
Merry fucking Christmas.
PARTY TIME
We have a show with The Jetty Boys in Sheboygan, WI on Saturday because we haven’t done a record release party for our split yet. So that’s happening.
Also, it was my birthday yesterday, so I’m spending Friday night at Landmark in MKE playing videogames and demanding gyros until 2:45AM.
We’re playing a few shows with The Holy Mess at the beginning of January.
Ryan...
JUST AN FYI:
iPhones totally autocorrect “Motorhead” with a fucking umlaut over the O. That rules. I already told Facebook about this, but I’m putting it on Tumblr now because I never put cool shit here.
We’re playing with The Queers tonight. Come hang if you’re in madison.
WHAT'S UP?!
Hey dudes, I haven’t posted on Tumblr in like a month, so I figured I’d do that now. Here’s the haps:
(1) We have three shows left this year, and they will likely be the best of the year. They’re with The Queers, Dear Landlord, The Dopamines, Masked Intruder, and The Transgressions. Danny had a “Queers Phase” when he was in 6th or 7th grade. The Transgressions...
November 2011
1 post
October 2011
2 posts
NEW FREE SHIT!
Sometimes I forget Tumblr exists. And when I remember, I usually accidentally type “twitter.com” instead of “tumblr.com” and then I just end up reading Glen Danzig’s shit instead of updating this page. Oops.
We have a split 7” coming out with The Jetty Boys on November 4th. Our side of the record is on our Bandcamp page. You can download it for free if you feel...
WE'RE BOOKED SON!
I just posted the last of what will most likely be all of the shows we’re playing for the rest of the year, including one with The Queers, and another couple with Dear Landlord. Also, we have a new split 7” coming out with The Jetty Boys either late this month or early next - two new songs from both bands. High five!
September 2011
1 post
NEW SHIT!
I haven’t posted anything here in a while because I’m not sure anyone actually reads it. Whatever! I just posted/updated a bunch of shows on the right. We’re doing shit with a bunch of cool-ass bands this month and next, and playing in an abandoned motel in the U.P. in November. Last time I was in the U.P. we played at this coke dealer’s house, and he told us all about...
August 2011
4 posts
BUY SHIT!
Hey dudes, we’re home from tour and have a bunch of leftover merch we need to sell so I don’t get driven to the point of homelessness shipping Kickstarter shit this week. A couple new shirts, our album… Yep. High five. Check it out:
http://directhit.storenvy.com
July 2011
3 posts
LEAK!
So a bunch of people I don’t know put Domesplitter up on the internet for free over the last couple weeks. Dunno how they got it. Don’t really care that much. If you haven’t stolen it yet though, you can get it on our Bandcamp page, here:
http://directhit.bandcamp.com
If you haven’t preordered a copy yet (http://kindoflikerecords.storenvy.com), and don’t plan on...
June 2011
9 posts
PREORDER OUR SHIT →
KOL has preorders up for Domesplitter. Buy it today. I’m not willing to wait to buy my new sheets made of money fabric.
COMICS BITCH!
Justin Dickman asked me a bunch of questions about comic books for Punknews, and I made up a bunch of shit on the spot. Check it:
http://www.punknews.org/article/43276
Also, remember this:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=228455580514074&ref=ts
IN ORBIT
Property of Zack posted “In Orbit” today off of Domesplitter. Set your expectations low. Check it out:
http://bit.ly/lceEeo
And this:
SHIT TALKING
A few people have been asking me questions about DH and our new album. Fucking look:
http://pmpdblog.com/post/6829566155/interview-direct-hit-2
http://www.whatstheruckus.com/2011/06/direct-hit.html
Also, this (teenagecuriosity is the shit):
DOWNLOAD A BRAND NEW DH TUNE ON ITUNES
“Monster In The Closet” is up for download on iTunes, along with a new, non-album ‘b-side’ called “Message To The Angels”. It also comes with alternate art by our friend Sarah. Buy that shit, so I can deplete my already-diminishing supply of blow and fresh lobster.
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#DOMESPLITTER - AUGUST 2ND
Yo dudes,
Our first album, DOMESPLITTER, comes out on August 2nd through Kind Of Like Records. 12” vinyl, CD, iTunes & Amazon. Praise be to god.
Alternative Press is streaming the first song off of it here. Check that shit out, and send it to your friends. You can also scroll over that picture above for the tracklisting. Technology!
Thanks again, srsly, to everyone who bought tapes,...
May 2011
3 posts
LAST TWO SHOWS
We’re playing Windy City Sound Clash on Friday, and Friendship Fortress on Saturday. They’re gonna be our last two shows for a little while, until we get some shit figured out. Cool shit figure out though, not lame shit.
St. Louis was awesome on Saturday. Free pizza!
QUESTIONS
I talked to PMPD in 140 characters or less about some stuff here: http://pmpdblog.tumblr.com/post/5451273180/twitterview-direct-hit.
Are all of you psyched for the day we can get whole paragraphs out just by barking/grunting? Because the Internet and social media.
NOTHING'S HAPPENING
We have some cool news to share about the new DH record, but we can’t say anything about it for a few weeks. Hold tight. I haven’t posted anything here in two weeks. We have a couple more shows booked this month (buy tickets for WCSC, idiot) then nothing.
Pretty exciting huh? New shit soon. Promise.
April 2011
3 posts
BUY THE DIRECT HIT/TIT PATROL SPLIT 7"
I finally put the DH/TP split 7” up in our webstore. Buy it. It’s $6. Printed covers, glow-in-the-dark vinyl, 2 songs from each band. Here’s a link:
http://directhit.storenvy.com/products/81597-dh-tit-patrol-split
MIXTAPES/DK&S/SUCK MY DICK
Yo, we’re playing a weekend of shows in Chicago and Cincinnati with Mixtapes and The Solutions in June. We’re still working it out, but June 12th is going down at Friendship Fortress for sure. June 11th we’re gonna hang out in Cinci and drink Diet Coke and listen to ICP, and talk about rap music, and give each other handjobs it’s gonna be super great. I added one of those...
WINDY CITY SOUND CLASH
Check it out: DO IT RIGHT NOW.
We’re playing on Friday w/ The House That Gloria Vanderbilt, The Brokedowns, No Enemy, Neutron Bombs, Wide Angles, and The Fizzy Pops. Come hang if you’re gonna be in Chicago. Our night is a benefit for Chicago women’s centers. Coincidence?
March 2011
1 post
SHIT'S HAPPENING!
Hey, our fucking split 7” with Tit Patrol comes out this weekend. We’ll have records at both shows - Friday in Madison, Saturday in Chicago. Come hang.
I put up a few new shows in May too - We’re going back to St. Louis. That video below ain’t shit.
February 2011
4 posts
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NEW SHOWS!
I put up a couple new shows we’re playing this spring - If you’re gonna be in/around Virginia in April, come to Stay Sweet fest. Every good band on the planet is playing, except for like, Metallica.
Also, The Packers won the Super Bowl. Dynasty, bitch.
GUITARS ALMOST DONE!
January 2011
12 posts
NEW SONGS! FREE!
You can download both sides of the split 7” we have coming out with Tit Patrol for free now.
Our side is at http://directhit.bandcamp.com (along with our song “Werewolf Shame” off the split we did with Mixtapes a couple months ago), and Tit Patrol’s is at http://titpatrol.bandcamp.com.
MILWAUKEE > DURHAM > MILWAUKEE...
…in less than 36 hours. Nobody gives a fuck. The Packers are in the Super Bowl.
BUY OUR SHIT!
I just put up a Storenvy thing to sell shirts and records. Since MySpace is dying a slow and undignified death, I didn’t want to have PayPal buttons on that site anymore. Check it out - Two new shirt designs.